I farted during my first stand-up comedy class.
And no one laughed.
I knew I shouldn’t have had that butter over my baked potato for dinner. But I did. I had it. And I had it without protection. Lactaid pills are so expensive and so every now and then, I take risks.
As you well now, some risks can lead to farting.
Hopefully, I’ll survive my second class…without farting. I’ll be doing some jokes about Jews, Latinos and giving up pants.