Just called in “sick.” I really have to count up those sick days when I get back, especially since my bosses are thoroughly conflicted about whether an almost Jew can take off Jewish holidays. Look, I’m watching the people go across the Brooklyn bridge in 22 degree weather, people are walking hundreds of blocks to get to work and well, I think…WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!

First, I do not want to freeze to get to work. Two, as everyone knows, my motion sickness is unparalled. In fact, I think my motion sickness is genetic because if you get all three of us in a car, we can project a regurgitation to rival all other regurgitations. Third, my stomach does not recover well and I don’t feel like being motion sick for days. Ew.

On the couch with my comforter about to chow down on some Corn Pops.

Grad School: 4 chapters to read and a one-page paper to write even though we just handed in a 10-page paper last week!!!!
Work: Um, none, transit strike, hello?
Judaism: Yay, time to study up on Chanukah after missing the “workshop” yesterday. Yay, time to read! Thank G-d.
Heart Condition: Minor artery blockage. Triple bypass may be neccessary. No heart transplant neccessary as yet.