NOT! It is entirely inappropriate to tell someone who is an Orthodox Jew…”HAPPY HALLOWEEN!” As a future convert, I told my friends I could not and would not be celebrating the holiday this year. Meanwhile, isn’t saying “Merry Christmas” just as bad? Should I start wishing my Rabbi a “Happy Halloween,” a “Merry Christmas” or a “Happy Kwanza” because as my sister says:

“u also have to realize that this isn’t worth fighting over in the sense that being jewish does not mean u wear a sign on ur forehead”

Well, look at my foreheard: JEW. Next person who wishes me a Happy Halloween or a Merry Christmas or a Happy Kwanza dies. Bite me.

P.S. No, it isn’t sad that I can’t celebrate the holiday.