A funny story happened on the way to the library, just not to me. My sister was loitering near the donated books at the Baruch College library. In the library’s trash pile, next to the donated discount books, she spied a brand-new shrink-wrapped book and went for it. Books are very important to my family,… Continue reading Losing my religion

Okay props to Jon Stewart for bringing Marketa Irglova back to get her moment on after the orchestra ROBBED HER! 🙂

Everyone is staring at my head!

Try not to talk about: 1. Politics2. Homosexuality3. Taxes4. Healthcare5. My seedy past Try not to talk to guests using ditties like: 1. The F word for emphasis and then…2. “You’re a racist!” 3. “You’re a classist!”4. “That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”5. “What planet do you live on?”…at the close of conversations.… Continue reading To Do List for Next Shabbos

Have an appointment with a chiropractor for Wednesday. Feeling a little better. About to drug myself to sleep. Meanwhile, have to call the accupuncturist and hand doctor tomorrow. Thank to my sister almost everything in my apartment is packed. NEED HELP FINDING A HOME FOR MY KITTEN DIANA. She’s adorable. One years old. Loves having… Continue reading Update

Once you get past the gratituous cursing, it’s actually a romantic comedy about a guy that waits for love before, well, you know. Sniffles all around. Sob. Sob. Tissues, please.

It’s kind of sad when you go to Blockbuster and realize you’ve pretty much seen everything except for those B movies that you were too ashamed and unwilling to pay for in theaters even with 5.50 tickets. Meanwhile, Entertainment Weekly rated Must Love Dogs a C- so I overlooked it last summer. LIARS! LIARS! The… Continue reading Must Love Dogs

Rented: Must Love Dogs (chick flick)40-year-old Virgin (gross funny flick)Ice Princess (Disney flick)Sky High (Disney flick) Bought: Serenity…who wants to borrow? Drew!

My sister is about to go out and pick up Serenity, 40-year-old virgin and Ice Princess. What…a little sci-fi, a little gross humor and um, princesses? 🙂 Can there please be a strike when I’m near Loews Lincoln Square because they have all the better movies?! The only thing playing up here is King Kong.

see title. AHHHHHHHH! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!