Saturday night, I saw Watchmen…with a bunch of toddlers. Seriously, I think the kid next to me was about ten years old. Together we watched a giant blue man and his giant blue circumcised member fight to save the world. And just in case that taste of nudity wasn’t enough, there was plenty more. And blood, guts and gore. Which I watched with said toddlers. Really, people, really?
Everyone says the opening credits are the best part. I agree. Who watches the Watchmen? Unfortunately, I do.