(Minutes in no particular order!)

Amy and I start mini sexy dance party.
Devora plays “Everytime” for the billionth time.
Chaia falls down while dancing…ahem, one too many drinks.
Harvey’s pervie roommate tries to hump Chaia’s leg.
Harvey’s pervie roommate asks Amy if she has a “belly ring because she’s sexy and its sexy.”
My sister, with wide eyes, asks me how many people I know at this party.
Esther and Shlomo dance on their way out.
Esther, Shlomo and Josh head bop to the music on the windowseat.
Chaia crushes a glass while mixing a drink.
Hinda gives partygoers the evil eye.
Harvey and Devora hug goodbye.
HPR drops liquor all over the floor.
17-year-old Tova gets VERY drunk.
Chaia and I switch Devora’s pink IPOD of girlie music with HARD ROCK MUSIC from Chaia’s IPOD.
I pour water on Tova’s head to calm her down. (What? What? I was trying to help. Okay, fine, I can’t stand drunk people!)
Harvey and friends dance to Counting Crow’s “Accidently in Love.”
Amy chills with Tova to make sure she’s okay.
Guy from downstairs comes up to complain about the noise and stays for drinks, food and teasing Chaia.
Devora sings to “Everytime” from the windowseat.
Harvey, my sister and I bop and dance to a Jet song.
I hid from bad dance music in Devora’s bedroom.
Seth/Jeremy Sisto dances to Janiraquoi and wows the crowd.
Ben sings his cool song about frum girls.
Jennifer takes out a 8′ by 11″ photograph of self and fiance.
Devora is attacked by appletini bottle?
Chaia passes out on the mattress in Devora’s room.
Girls dance to “Everytime” for the hundredth billionth time.
Guy from downstairs unplugs Devora’s pink IPOD to play dance, rap, Arabic and Persian music.
Guy from downstairs leans precariously out the window.
People on the stairs offer Tova a cigarette (or at least that’s what I hope it was).
Amy asks the people on the stairs for song requests.
Amy, me, my sister, Tova and others dance to “Baby Got Back.”
Tova talks to people on the stairs, renamed “Dropouts,” about dance moves.

Sober people in the room: Hinda, my sister and me.