So, my sister shows up to my school today to pick up my ATM card because of course, I woke up late and had to take it with me to buy lunch. Anyway, my sister goes to the security desk downstairs and says, “I’m here to see my sister.” He asks, “What’s her name?” She tells him. He pauses pensively and my sister says he responded with one or two statements which my sister was so shocked she may have blacked out too much to remember clearly….

“Is she THE JEW?”

What kind of question is that?