In a three-way chat with my little sisters, we discussed my future and currently imaginary two or three children and the religious affiliations in our family currently as such: Buddhist (aunt), Catholic (dad), Christian (mom), Wiccan (them) and future Jew (me). I (almost jokingly) said I didn’t want my kids to see a Christmas tree until they were at least 15. Little sis quibbed back:

little sis: just tell them that there are other religions out there but that they suck lol in those words

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